They all plotted against me - I know it.
Somehow, I ended being the only planner in the department most of this afternoon. One took the whole day off, another was only in from 10 to 12, and last left about 12:30, leaving just me there to handle all the planning related calls. Considering I'm a historian and preservationist, this is not the best situation. Nevertheless, I managed fine.
Then we had a fire drill.
And that's when I knew it was a conspiracy. They knew we were going to have a fire drill and they didn't tell me!
No, I'm not paranoid, why do you ask? You're only paranoid if they're not out to get you!